I’ve grown up over the years… Kinda. #18onthe18th #finallylegal
Pic of me 60+ years into the future. lol nah. Happy Birthday to my Abuelo. One of the best dudes that ever lived. Can’t believe he’s 87 years old today. 👴🎉🎈
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
notice she didn’t take one fry and leave the rest?
she took every fucking fry on the plate
disrespectful as fuck
(Source: madeupmonkeyshit, via j-sison)