sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

(via serenityandtranquility)

To believe in a universe as young as six or seven thousand years old is to extinguish the light from most of the galaxy. Not to mention, the light from all the hundred billion other galaxies in the observable universe.

(Source: demoncolbert, via serenityandtranquility)

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

officialettuce:

Bitch we are wearing the same thing

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itsbrentbish:

sariandra:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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Being 30+ on Tumblr

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But in reality, there are a lot of 20 year olds on this website because they’ve stayed with it for a good number of years.

(via winchester-in-the-making)

wow he sure is hungry

no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

i’m hip

(via risingashmama)

crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this

crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this

(via saentskar)

(Source: lizzonator, via saentskar)

alexstark-the-hunter:

FREEDOM OF SPEECH MEANS THE GOVERNMENT CANT THROW YOU IN JAIL FOR VOICING YOUR OPINION IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PEERS CANNOT VIEW IT NEGATIVELY OR REPRIMAND YOU ON BEING A DICK IT DOES NOT MEAN YOUR PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT IS OBLIGED TO PUT UP WITH YOU GIVING THEM A BAD NAME IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU GET TO BE OPPRESSIVE IN YOUR WORDS AND ACTIONS THEN CRY WHEN YOU ARE CALLED OUT ON IT NOW SHUT UP FUCK PLEASE AND THANK

(via peachtriciaaa)

(Source: lisa-ramos)

alleoop:

chisanaai:

dnotive:

oh.

OH.

#SHOTSFIRED

alleoop:

chisanaai:

dnotive:

oh.

OH.

#SHOTSFIRED

(Source: doomy, via saentskar)

selfie because reasons.

selfie because reasons.

I always look at this photo and laugh at how small we used to be. #tbt

I always look at this photo and laugh at how small we used to be. #tbt

unclefather:

profoak:

drakefanclub:

Kermit is dead

he snitched 

he should have minded his own business

unclefather:

profoak:

drakefanclub:

Kermit is dead

he snitched 

he should have minded his own business

(via ruinedchildhood)

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

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